May 2013
remember that thing nickelodeon did where you had to go outside for an hour and play like no i’ll just switch to disney nbd
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mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
preteenager:
when i was little i thought that if you fed the ocean more sand it would make it happy
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
poopflow:
treat my dick like a gogurt pouch and suck me dry
vvorldwideweb:
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
seifukucat:
seifukucat:
stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies
beerito:
*flushes your text post down the toilet*
prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
The differences between puberty.
sodamnrelatable:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
nahthatsnotveryraven:
SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
richtolfer:
so I was scratching my leg with something and then I looked down
laugh-addict:
a brief glimpse at 2012
urinatings:
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
snapchatting:
shawty got lower than my self esteem
